Roof Repair Tips and How to Fall Off a Roof in Record Time
Planning to save some money on roof repairs by doing it yourself? This is great if you know what to do and prefer to resist calling a roofing contractor to do the job. Be forewarned however that the money you save on fixing your roofing shingles may result in a hefty bill from the hospital. If that's what you were hoping to achieve, here are some helpful guidelines for falling off your roof (or ladder) faster than you can say "Jack Robinson!" Wait until it's really pouring down rain and climb up on your roof on the slick shingles. It's a bonus if the wind is blowing really hard too. Even better, wait until a spring thaw and overnight freeze and then get up there in your rubber-soled sneakers. It's perfect for landing on your nose before slipping over the edge. Stay a little longer for cocktail hour after work to toast your team's latest accomplishments and then venture up on the ladder when you get home. If your blood alcohol level doesn't get ...